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    June 04

    马先生二三事<续>

    姝萱的记性果然BH
     
        星座速配
      九龙冰室的卡片上有星座速配的表格。
      chichi嚷嚷说怎么那么低怎么那么低。
      马gg问道:多少分
      chichi幽幽答:54
      马gg:再找一个男朋友咯
      闲聊到尾声马gg要上场了,他拿起桌上的卡片塞到我手里。
      “拿回去给你男朋友看。”
      我无语。
     
        58套餐
      马gg往后可能会常来内地,想办一张内地电话卡。席间他认真给我们讲解话费套餐“这
    个套餐xxx,打出打进4毛钱,国内电话多少钱,国际长途多少钱。。。”
      马gg的研究成果是58套餐最划算,可办理58套餐需要上海身份证。
      姝萱提议:雪雪你给他办。
      雪雪抗议:他怎么给钱?
      马gg插嘴:你帮我办我都不用给钱。
      雪雪无语。
     
        下次打折
      席间来了一个戴眼镜的男人和我们闲扯。
      男人告知我们他是九龙冰室老板。
      chichi问:另外几家店也是你的吗?
      眼镜男还未作答,马gg插道:都是他的,你应该记住他下次打折。
     
        练冰
      明星大练冰复赛前。
      米粥们:你练了两天吧?时间挺短的。
      马gg神秘兮兮凑过来小声答:我跟你们讲,其实我加起来只练了两个小时。
      接下来的表情摆着“不要说出去哦”。
     
        为啥不哭(道听途说转载来的)
      复赛后马gg未能晋级,换好衣服回到休息室问雪雪:“怎么不哭?”
      雪雪:“哭什么?”
      马gg:“我没进阿。”
      雪雪:“你没进,不是应该你自己哭嘛?”
      马gg自讨没趣,鲜咯咯转身又问美女教练:“你怎么也不哭,那天黄家诺输的时候你就
    哭了,为什么我输了你不哭?”
      教练也乃BH一人:“我是为你可惜,练得那么辛苦,但是你这么搞笑,我就哭不出来了。。。”

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    波鞋BOBIwrote:
    我见过你啊- -去年在某人结婚典礼上~你是BJ的同事吧~~我的MSN是 bobi@live.com 以前的那个不用了
    July 18
    wrote:
    TO雪雪姐~~当然可以拉~欢迎转载
    June 10
    雪谙 江wrote:
    真是写得好,笑死我了.....尤其是那句“雪雪无语”,哈哈!
    可以发去如日论坛伐?
    June 8
    Picture of Anonymous
    shuxuan wrote:
    哈哈哈,你写出来的东西果然好看,我要转段子
    June 4

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