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    June 03

    马先生二三事

      答应了说要写段子,姝萱说自从吃吃你xx了以后就没动过笔,听了我挺汗的,不过也是事实。今天写段子为了三个字~幽默感。知道我迷马gg好几年,见了也有几次,像如帅拉亲切拉好身材拉这样的优点早已勿需多言,今天要言的是你可能未曾所见的~关于马gg的幽默感。
     
        77在哪里
      生日会上,马gg坐到席间和米粥聊天,chichi的工作就是拿着DV使劲拍下他每一个举动。
      言谈正欢马gg突然拔高音调“77?77在哪里?”
      前一阵迷茫呆滞的chichi这一刻突然受宠若惊,从LCD中抬起头甩开手大喊一声:“chichi在这里!”
      在马gg的下一句话之前,有那么一秒钟的时间,chichi自作多情自问:难道马gg记得我?
      下一秒马gg的回答把我的幻想彻底打碎。只见他拿起桌上的名牌,故作歉意的问:“我占了你的位子,不要紧吧?”
     
        小指
      马gg的小指在明星大练兵初赛时弄伤,五月生日会我们第一次见到那个伤口时,小指头被纱布包得像个蚕茧。
      六月里大练兵复赛间隙,闲谈间聊起上次受伤,原谅我见到马gg意乱情迷bc了一记:“joe你的伤口还在那里吗?”
      “伤口不在那里在哪里?”马gg曰。
     
        那个小孩
      仍旧大练兵间隙的闲聊。马gg拿起我桌上的手机指着桌面上的小孩问道:“这个是你女儿吗?”
      “我旅行的时候,游玩看见一个小孩很可爱,就把她拍了下来。。。”我实话实说。
      过了很久聊了很多乱七八糟的话题后,我们开始研究他那部国产手机。
      桌面上俨然是我们都曾在网上见到过的他的宝贝儿子。
      “这个是你儿子吗?”原谅我话无可话又bc了一记。
      “我在旅行的时候,看见一个小孩很可爱,就把他拍了下来。。。”马哥哥慢条斯理自言自语。
     
      姝萱和chichi的回忆待续中。。。

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    雪谙 江wrote:
    亲爱的吃吃妹妹,JOE受伤的不是小指,是食指啊......汗.....果然有点......了
    June 8
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    shuxuan wrote:
    还有星座配对,哈哈
    June 4
    毛 毛wrote:
    嘿嘿
    June 4

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